Nerd Jokes

• I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

• If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0

• I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.
  
  
• Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen?
  
  O2.zip
  
  
• Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
  
  
• Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Desktop."
  Customer: "Ok."
  Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
  Customer: "No."
  Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
  Customer: "No."
  Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
  Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."
  
  
• Use the best when it comes to computers!
  Apple for graphics
  Palm for mobility
  Linux for servers
  Windows for solitaire