Bash Jokes

2009-12-12


bash-3.00$ sleep with me
sleep: invalid time interval `with'
sleep: invalid time interval `me'
Try `sleep --help' for more information.

bash-3.00$ got a light?
bash: got: command not found

bash-3.00$ man: why did you get a divorce?
bash: man:: command not found

bash-3.00$ ^What is saccharine?
bash: :s^What is saccharine?: substitution failed

bash-3.00$ man woman
No manual entry for woman

bash-3.00$ %blow
bash: fg: %blow: no such job

bash-3.00$ (-
>

bash-3.00$ sh $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
sh: $: No such file or directory

bash-3.00$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
bash: matter: Is a directory

bash-3.00$

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